Inspirational Good Quote - Funny

"Live Expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegtables smelled as good as bacon." by Doug Larson

" The best six doctors anywhere,And no one can deny it,
Are sunshine, water, rest, and air, Exercise and diet.
These six will gladly you attend,
If only you are willing.
Your mind they'll ease.
Your will they'll mend.
And charge you not a shilling." by Wayne Fields

" Either you run the day or the Day runs you."  j. Rohn